- Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
- Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
- Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
- For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
- These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
- Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.
- I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
I don't know where any of these came from (and I am too lazy to find out) but most cat owners will relate to all of them! Number 6 is my favourite :-)
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